Ok, the bare bones...36 years old, single female who still has her tonsils and has a thing for old cemetaries. Home schooled by my extremely religious parents; consequently my social skills are rudimentary and my speech patterns somewhat odd (mispronunciation of certain words, as I never heard them said out loud.) Often people think I am from France. I also, due to my parents' religous beliefs, did not play with any other children growing up.) So I am also what I believe is considered a "social retard." I live with me, myself, and I plus 2 cats. I hate stupidity in all its varied forms. As far as I'm concerned, 99.9% of the human race is just no damn good. I have a sick, twisted, evil, macabre sense of humor, but would never even dream of doing physical harm...(to an animal, that is.) MUCH prefer animals to people, as I firmly believe that on the 6th day, God must have been smoking crack. I am a practicing Catholic but do not agree with their birth control/contraception teachings and have my own opinion on a few other concepts as well. My nearest and dearest--of whom there are few--consider me to be a bit "off." Off of what I'm not sure...maybe because I think "Titanic" is the best comedy movie ever made, I drink coffee with a straw, I wear open-toed shoes and sandals even when it's below freezing, and I snap my fingers using my ring finger? I hate: prunes, people who don't use their blinkers, reality TV, blinking Christmas lights, gospel music, Starbucks, imitation crabmeat, TV evangelists, floral wallpaper, Mickey Mouse, decaffeinated coffee, webspeak/chatspeak, dolls, chunky heel shoes, direct sunlight, hypocrites, rollover ads, Sandra Lee's tablescapes, silk flowers, scarf prints, the "Left Behind" series, paisley, and cellphones. I love: CATS, driving barefoot, blowing bubbles, being naked in the rain, untying knots, orange food, popping bubble wrap, sushi, parking in expectant mom parking spaces, coloring outside the lines, fanfic so bad it's hilarious, irises, stilettos, and deleting saccharine/inspirational e-mails that urge you, if you have a heart or love Jesus; to forward to all your true friends. I love movies with lots of gratituous sex and violence anything made by Robert Rodriguez or Quentin Tarantino. I have not, do not, and will not ever harbor the slightest desire to have children. Ok, I'm sure this isn't the most sparkly profile in LJ, but I'm sure it's also not the freakiest. (felt a twinge of disappointment after typing that.) So, if you want to friend me or send a message, feel free. Besides, it will make me feel important.
"I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." (Jerry Garcia - Grateful Dead)